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Be Your own Great Boss

By | May 13, 2012

We all dream of being our own boss, but only some of us have made it a reality. For those who haven’t made the jump yet: Come on in, the water’s fine.

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Why We Won’t Be Talking Politics

By | May 13, 2012

They got me. I did used to believe in a tiny winged woman who paid me to lose teeth.

Here is a partial list of other things I’ve believed at some point:

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Hit Them With The Carrot

By | May 13, 2012

When it comes to motivating employees, save on your stick budget and just hit them with the carrot.

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We Still Have Quality, We Just Don’t Have Patience

By | February 15, 2012

Whatever discussion we have of quality, let’s leave time out of it. We have plenty of time to do a job correctly. The proper question to ask is: Is it worth it to me and my brand to do something the right way just because it’s the right way?

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And That’s Why We Always Leave A Note

By | February 13, 2012

Most of his videos show him trembling with excitement as he explains why a furry, 900 pound assassin is nuzzling at his pocket. “I understand the bears,” he’d giggle moronically, “And they understand me.”

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Yar Matey

By | January 31, 2012

If it was possible to get a crew to want to work under these conditions, how hard can it be to get Cindy from accounting to stop annoying everyone and just do her job?

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What Not to do at Subway

By | January 18, 2012

My request seemed reasonable at the time. I was, after all, the customer, and it isn’t like he was Henry Ford and I was asking for a white Model T. As I drove away with my laughing hysterically daughter, I wondered if my company also does this. Do we make it hard for a customer to do business with us?

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What a Bear Mauling Can Teach Us (besides humor)

By | January 2, 2012

This New York born romantic spent his summers camped along Alaskan salmon streams, filming himself at the wildest and free-rangiest petting zoo on Earth. Most of his videos show him trembling with excitement as he explains why a furry, 900 pound assassin is nuzzling at his pocket. “I understand the bears,” he’d giggle moronically, “And they understand me.”

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Are You There God? It’s Me, Tim Tebow

By | December 13, 2011

God, apparently, is a Broncos fan. That’s good news because ever since Elway left and someone thought Josh McDaniel was a football coach we’ve needed the help.

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Is It Even Possible to Cook a Steak in a Dishwasher?

By | December 6, 2011

I agreed. Our only other dinner option was the Mix and Match – 2 Hot Dogs for $2.49 deal at the 7-11, and after a long holiday weekend neither of us was feeling that reckless.

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Member Retention as a Profitable Alternative to Sales

By | November 23, 2011

Up until now, we’ve thought of the sales staff as the Maitre d’ Hotel of a restaurant – responsible for the welfare of the diners throughout their supper. Instead, we should think of them as the human sign-board on the sidewalk. The salesman’s job is to get customers through the door, and the staff will take care of it from there.

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Skyscaping – Vanity Branding for a New Generation

By | November 22, 2011

Skyscaping may seem a little gimmicky, and unlikely to be a useful advertising tool yet, but consider this: 10 years ago no one reading this had access to aerial images of the entire world. Today, we all do, and the image quality is improving every year. Millions of people use Google Earth for directions (instead of a two-dimensional map) and millions more also use GE ‘just to look at things because it’s so danged cool.’

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A Lesson From Lindy – Success Through Independence

By | November 17, 2011

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The employees who control their own destiny will be your Charles Lindberghs — pioneers and achievers for whom the sky is the limit.

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Let Me Axe You This

By | November 7, 2011

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A friend asked me to go antelope hunting yesterday but I said no. First of all I don’t hunt, and secondly I’m still freaked out by the recent Lysteria outbreak.

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Slacker Wanted: Immediate Openings

By | October 27, 2011

Everyone Has a Boss

**Leaving previous employment because of terrible manager is not considered initiative

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